this is crazy there’s so much thunder and lightning right now literally harder than i’ve seen in years yet it’s so hot i have like four fans on this doesn’t happen in england what’s going on
It has something to do with the url, clearly. Someone has cursed you for your epic url.
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
best so far.
so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far”